NSU offers nooners right on campus

Anyone interested in a nooner? Thanks to Student Affairs’ Special Events and Projects, you can get one in the Don Taft University Center Pit.

This new campus event, “Nooners,” features surprise events at noon in the Don Taft UC. But I think the people who named the initiative are the ones in for a surprise. While it may sound like a clever name, from what I know, “nooners” are not usually a school-sponsored activity.

Although the term “nooners” may not be used every day, it’s most definitely a special event. According to dictionary.com, the definition of “nooners” is a sexual activity during one’s lunch hour; a brief midday sexual encounter.

I think the office’s intention was to get students involved, but not literally “involved” on campus. Think about it. What would your parents say if they saw you walking around in a “Nooners” t-shirt? They might think you’re planning a sexual escapade.

So now try to go to a “Nooners” event with a straight face. I dare you.

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