MonthOctober 2010

Segway at your own risk

Segways are most popular among mall cops. The only other people who use them are, maybe, tourists on the beach who don’t want to walk. However, if you didn’t want to ride them before because they were un-cool, now, you won’t want to ride them because they can kill you.

“My Soul to Take” took my soul to boredom

You would expect a film by Wes Craven to have at least something akin to his previous “Nightmare on Elmstreet” films. But “My Soul to Take” has the writing ability closer to that of the writers of “Sesame Street.” And, with the actors being as terrible as they were, Craven might’ve been better off hiring Elmo. I know I was channeling The Count about halfway through the movie, wondering how many more minutes I had to go before the film ended.