The following is a satirical piece, meaning that this piece is full of humor, exaggeration, irony and other techniques to create a ridiculous story. This piece is purely entertaining and not meant to be taken seriously under any circumstances. This piece does not reflect the views of the writer, Nova Southeastern University or The Current as a whole. With this in mind, please enjoy.
Clipboard monsters have this idea that they are powerful beings which owe the world nothing. They are communicators and innovative because of their vicious actions. These monsters tailor to their needs only and won’t rest to let their voices be heard.
The Current firsthand has dealt with these viscous clipboard people and has realized they have no self-awareness. They believe they can walk around acting like they own the place when they certainly do not.
It is an invasion of one’s privacy which makes people not only feel uncomfortable but have a difficult time during these daily encounters. It is so painful to be in these situations that we resort to unthinkable measures, which is the act of playing pretend or trying to portray being seen as invisible.
For example, many take this job very seriously, by making make-believe phone calls and even pretending to text their make-believe friends. It’s a daring task which can only be done by people who do not like performing the act of conversing or the haunting mission of saying no.
Another thing individuals do is hide, literally drowning themselves in their hoodies to avoid being captured by clipboard monsters.
Only certain people would be daring enough to face them and take on their insane antics.
Later, The Current discovered just that, a brave soldier decided to play with their mind and take on the toughest challenge yet. By using distraction and humor, the monster was left speechless and unable to keep going with their mischievous doings. The courageous soldier was a champion in that moment and took down the clipboard monster with pride.
These creatures may always try to get things to be in their favor, however with courage and the power of ignorance they will never stand a fair chance of getting what they most desire. The Current salutes anyone who doesn’t stand for the antics, and thanks you for trying your best. It’s never an easy task to take down someone who continues to make others feel uncomfortable.
