Seriously Kidding: New dining hall to go in the Alvin Sherman Library

Have you wanted to get Chick-Fil-A, McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Taco Bell or Chipotle on campus? Well the wait is officially over. The first floor of the Alvin Sherman Library is being converted into a dining hall with all your favorite fast-food restaurants!

By the end of this semester, you will finally be able to binge eat your favorite nuggets, tacos, and burrito bowls while only being a few feet away from the perfect place to study and do homework. School can be stressful and wanting to simply eat one of your favorite comfort foods but not being able to unless you go off campus can add to your stress. Thankfully, the Alvin Sherman Library has agreed to have the first floor of the library go under construction to provide students with their favorite foods. Do you want a 6-piece nugget meal and a milkshake to go with your biology homework? How about a burrito bowl with a side of guacamole to accompany your UNIV readings? How does a breakfast burrito sound before your 8:00 a.m. class? Well, ladies and gentlemen, you only have a few months left until the wait is over.

The construction crew is working with the library to only work on the weekends to not disrupt studying during the week. The first floor of the library will be closed after 6:00 p.m. on Fridays and all day on Saturday and Sunday. The other four floors will be open during these hours but I recommend going somewhere else to study due to the noise. This might upset some students but it’s a compromise to get Chick-Fil-A, McDonalds, Wendy’s, Taco Bell, and Chipotle onto this campus.

The Alvin Sherman Library will be having a grand opening for this brand-new dining hall on Dec. 1, which is just in time for finals. During this grand opening, there will be promotional sales in each of these restaurants. If your GPA is 3.0 or higher Chipotle and Taco Bell will give away one free meal. Chick-Fil-A will be giving away free milkshakes if you are in two or more clubs. McDonald’s will give away a free McFlurry if students show up before 4:00 p.m. (we will keep you updated if the ice cream machine is broken or not). Last, but not least, Wendy’s will be giving away free nuggets the entire day.

In just a few short months, the first floor of the library will be filled with fast food favorites. Having to go off campus just to come back and fight for a parking spot will finally be over.

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