The film “The Switch” is packaged shiny and bright with bold fonts and fancy graphics. Its selling points are wholesome, beloved actors and a sparkly fresh idea involving romance and artificial insemination (that’s right, artificial insemination). However, inside this peppy package is the same tired product that Hollywood has been selling us for years — two people who are just friends, but who secretly love each other, must overcome several obstacles to obtain the happiness they have been longing for.