On Oct. 17, it was announced that NSU’s Fort Lauderdale/Davie Campus will serve as the next filming location for an unrevealed movie-streaming giant. Hollywood producers behind the hit show, Streamdale, have reached an agreement with NSU President George Hanbury that will give them full access to NSU facilities, including students’ residence halls. Stars from the […]
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Seriously Kidding: NSU alert voice changes due to student interest
NSU has a fantastic alert system put in place to warn students about occurrences such as lightning strikes from impending storms and for general emergency alerts, but some students want change. Stacy Speakeasy, a member of the Voice of the People club, said, “The siri-like voice of the alert system is too jaded-sounding and overall […]
Seriously Kidding: Professor passes all students on account of “all answers” being right
She’s every student’s dream come true. Nora Ong, professor in the College of Finding the Self, has announced that she will not fail any student who takes her midterm this week because any answer could be the right one. “Truth is really subjective anyway that you look at it,” said Ong. “Facts are malleable and […]