The female revenge genre is overrated

From the late 1970s through the 1980s, the horror movie industry produced arguably the most impactful and memorable titles in the genre. From  “Halloween” to “Friday the 13th,” these slasher films defined the horror genre and changed the movie industry forever.   A large majority of these acclaimed films follow the well-used final girl trope. This reoccurring theme follows the main character, usually a young adult or teen woman, surviving and escaping whatever threat the […]

Seriously kidding: The cats take over

The following is a satirical piece, meaning that this piece is full of humor, exaggeration, irony and other techniques to create a ridiculous story. This piece is purely entertaining and not meant to be taken seriously under any circumstances. This piece does not reflect the views of the writer, Nova Southeastern University or The Current […]

Gen. Milly made the right call

Gen. Milly was called into congress to testify on the Biden administration’s handling of the Afghanistan conflict. There was, however, a second reason for the testimony–reports that Milly had undermined Trump by calling China’s generals without advising him.   Generals from other countries routinely communicate with each other, especially countries that are not at war nor have any militaristic conflicts such as the U.S. […]

South Floridan fall

Falling leaves and colder weather, sadly, do not occur  in our beloved state. Therefore, when autumn rolls around Floridians try their best to pretend that the weather seems colder and the leaves on trees are changing color.   One thing many Floridians have the privilege of taking part in is trying anything and everything that has to do with pumpkins. Whether it be at Starbucks or Dunkin, pumpkin food items and drink options have become a staple to Floridian’s list of activities to try during […]

Shark speak: At what age do you think it’s weird (or not weird) to dress up for Halloween?

“I feel like there isn’t an age where it would be weird, but just more what your costume is. So, let’s say if a sixty-five-year-old woman dressed as a provocative nurse then that would be a little weird, but I feel like everybody is entitled to dress up as they want,” said Mia Alvarado, freshman undeclared major.   “I don’t know, it depends. I’ve gone trick or […]

Water your thoughts: Why are inappropriate relationships in teen dramas normal?

We all have heard or watched shows such as Riverdale, Gossip girl and Pretty Little Liars. These shows do not tend to show the best depiction of teens and their struggle through high school. Now many will think this is TV. It is meant to be fiction, and it is only for entertainment. The problem rises when TV shows display an underage student and a teacher have an open relationship or presenting an abusive relationship to be romantic. While this can happen in real life it […]