Who we are We the Feminists, also known as WTF, serve to support, promote and uplift women who deserve it. Our principles Feminism is not about the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social and economic equality to men, but it is about classism and appearance. We will uplift and promote women […]
Category: Satire
Seriously Kidding: Road rules are meant to be broken
A study done by a local newspaper showed that almost 95 percent of drivers who pass through NSU’s Fort Lauderdale/Davie campus run at least one stop sign per day. Reasons for running stop signs included not seeing the bright red octagons with big, bold, white letters, being too caught up in thoughts about Zayn Malik’s […]
Satire: Iowa wants your children for its all-American Toddler Militia
Everyone might as well move to Iowa because parents can now groom their children into the polished sharpshooters of their dreams with the passage of a bill in late February. It’s almost as if children weren’t already responsible for some unfortunate shooting deaths and injuries in 2015. Even without this legislation, toddlers still have access […]
Satire: Dear Mr. West, Yeezy or whatever
Kanye West is the worst thing that has ever happened to pop culture. He is an arrogant, pompous, vapid human being whom I shouldn’t even be writing about. However, my mom always told me that writing a letter is the best way to release your frustration to someone, so here it is: my letter to […]
Seriously Kidding: Planet of the spring breakers
This just in: a herd of spring breakers broke out of the Jungle Island Zoo here in Miami and are reportedly on their way to Daytona Beach. We advise you to stay indoors, gather your loved ones, and wait out the commotion. Apparently, a zoo employee was about to give the spring breakers their daily […]
Seriously Kidding: Yay to Valentine’s Day
For many years, I was against Valentine’s Day. I thought it was overrated, overhyped and overly corny. Every year, as February rolled around, I dreaded the day. Huge teddy bears made me sick, chocolate made me fat, and roses seemed pointless. As the years passed by, my dislike for Valentine’s Day only grew more. It […]