I think we can all easily say that Santa Claus truly is a democrat. The man goes around handing out free things to everyone. Where does all this money come from? Does he have a budget? Is he piggybacking of the backs of the hardworking taxpayers? These are the real issues America needs to be […]
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Seriously Kidding: NSU to enforce a new dress code
Recent scientific studies brought to NSU’s attention proved students have a higher graduation rate when a dress code or uniform is enforced. Because of this recent development, NSU has decided that implementing a uniform would be the best decision for the student body. “We just want everyone to have a safe place to work towards […]
Seriously Kidding: NSU theme park in the works?!
Have you ever wanted to go from the emotional roller coaster that is your class to an actual roller coaster? Well now you can…. at least in the future. Thanks to some hardcore investigative journalism, we can now confirm that NSU plans to remove the high school and replace it with a theme park. Now […]
Seriously Kidding: Students question whether avoiding a topic will actually make it go away
“I’m just thinking like, just because you ignore the question doesn’t make it go away,” said Christine Sane, junior political science major. Sane is one of several NSU students who attended an open forum held by Florida Senator Blake Fake to address their concerns about several topics, including the need for immigration reform, a discussion […]
Seriously Kidding: Miracle rings saving turtles everywhere
Jon Shell, a ceramics major at Tortuga State University for the Arts in Landlodge, Wyoming may be the next great inventor to go down in history. For his sophomore biology midterm, Shell fashioned a new kind of plastic soda ring, which won’t get stuck around turtle’s necks. “I didn’t even expect to get an ‘A’ […]