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Category: Satire
Seriously kidding: The legend of the clipboard monsters
The following is a satirical piece, meaning that this piece is full of humor, exaggeration, irony and other techniques to create a ridiculous story. This piece is purely entertaining and not meant to be taken seriously under any circumstances. This piece does not reflect the views of the writer, Nova Southeastern University or The Current […]
Seriously kidding: NSU’s student-run newspaper, The Current, rebrands as The Outdated
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Seriously kidding: Student fully commits to having a no bones day
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Seriously kidding: The Current tells your horoscope even though we know nothing about astrology
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Seriously Kidding: NSU announces new major “Waiting Studies”
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Seriously kidding: Life eternal
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Seriously Kidding: Santa Claus is a Democrat
I think we can all easily say that Santa Claus truly is a democrat. The man goes around handing out free things to everyone. Where does all this money come from? Does he have a budget? Is he piggybacking of the backs of the hardworking taxpayers? These are the real issues America needs to be […]
Seriously Kidding: Fluffing Hormones
Who doesn’t like a nice big fat piece of chicken on their dinner plate? Thanks to growth hormones, this is the new normal. So why stop there? Companies are now introducing a new growth hormone that makes dogs fluffier and rounder. Now you can have a spherical cloud follow you around all day bumping into […]
Seriously Kidding: Dark Thoughts and Tater Tots: A Venom Review
2018 may finally be the year that a superhero film takes home the Oscar for Best Picture. After multiple commercial flops, like Infinity War and Black Panther, Venom finally gets the formula right. Venom cuts out what has been hindering the genre: gripping plots, heart wrenching backstories, memorable soundtracks, likeable characters, good action sequences and […]