I love the smell of cupcakes and other sweets, but I do not like when they are mixed with nicotine. E-cigarettes have sparked controversy since their invention. Many claim that they are not as harmful as regular cigarettes and that what they give off is harmless vapor. If they are harmless or even harmful, should […]
Author: Mario Lorrimer
Good luck cat café
If you like relaxing on a couch surrounded by cats, then this café is for you. The café has been around for 2.5 years and has saved 127 cats through adoption. When you walk through the entrance, you see that it’s a normal thrift store. However, as you make your way through, a little room […]
Seriously Kidding: Santa Claus is a Democrat
I think we can all easily say that Santa Claus truly is a democrat. The man goes around handing out free things to everyone. Where does all this money come from? Does he have a budget? Is he piggybacking of the backs of the hardworking taxpayers? These are the real issues America needs to be […]
Seriously Kidding: Fluffing Hormones
Who doesn’t like a nice big fat piece of chicken on their dinner plate? Thanks to growth hormones, this is the new normal. So why stop there? Companies are now introducing a new growth hormone that makes dogs fluffier and rounder. Now you can have a spherical cloud follow you around all day bumping into […]
Seriously Kidding: Meow of Duty
Feeding wild animals usually makes them too dependent on free food. They tend to look to you for food instead of hunting for it naturally. The campus is cracking down on those that feed the animals but did they ever consider how the animals would react? I have information from sources who have chosen to […]
Gas prices are the worst
Fuel doesn’t only burn in the engine, it also burns a hole right through my wallet. According to the AAA website, gas prices are cheaper now than they were last month. You might see this as a good thing, but it is not. The AAA website also states that gas prices are generally 27 cents […]
Water your thoughts: Why kill off Cayde-6
Have you ever had an attachment to a fictitious character, only to have it ripped away through their untimely death? Well, that’s how I feel at the moment. Those of you who are familiar with the video game Destiny, know of a sarcastic, gung-ho and all-round wonderful hunter called Cayde-6. He was always the life […]
Seriously Kidding: NSU theme park in the works?!
Have you ever wanted to go from the emotional roller coaster that is your class to an actual roller coaster? Well now you can…. at least in the future. Thanks to some hardcore investigative journalism, we can now confirm that NSU plans to remove the high school and replace it with a theme park. Now […]
That time I… Survived a trip from hell
Let me preface this by saying, I have always been an outdoors person. I love fishing, strolling through parks and swimming in creeks. So when I was ten years old, I was ecstatic that my family was going camping. Later, we arrived at my uncle’s house to meet the rest of our family and friends. […]
The real struggle of being a commuter
A commuter is someone who travels over some distance to arrive at work or school. Being a commuter myself, I can say for certain, I travel “some” distance. I commute from Coral Springs, so I usually have to take the highway on a daily basis. Taking the highway awakens something within me that I never […]